Top 10 reasons the main stream media wants John McCain to get the GOP nomination.

10.  Hillary and Obama talk to fast for John to keep up.

9.  How many Liberals can actually boast a military record?

8.  Looser borders = more people to buy newspapers.

7.  Since he only knows how to fight Islamic Fascists there will be plenty of job openings for finance, domestic policy, the environment, taxes, the sub-prime crisis...you get the point.

6.  If we actually elect a good President than the would have nothing to complain about.

5.  All those donations to his campaign wont be in vain.

4.  All the New York Times writers don't drive cars anyway so what's 50 cents a gallon to them?

3.  He actually was part of a generation that read newspapers.

2.  He is doing a bang up job of rallying the Liberal Base.

1.  He'll probably pick Joe to be his running mate.  This works out good for the Dem's because he is bound to forget that he lives at the White House and then they are back in power.